because... MY GIRLFRIEND IS DJ PHANTAMASGLORIA!! I AM BOOSEMENT!! GOD HOW OLD ARE YOUR BRAINS!! THE SIZE OF AN IDIOTIC STUPID PIG THAT EATS AND PEE?!?!?!?!?!? YOUR BRAINS ARE 1% SMART AND MY BRAN 100,000% SMART.... so...agree..ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT DJ PHANTASMAGLORIA IS BOOSEMENT'S GIRLFRIEND. IF YA DONT AGREE LINK FROM ZELDA IS DEAD. ALSO LINK'S GIRLFRIEDN WILL BE RIPPED IN HALF AND CHOPPED LIKE A DEAD PIG