[Liz, spoken] You know how people have these little habits that get you down? Like...Bernie! Bernie likes to chew gum--no, not chew. Pop! So, I come home this one day and there's Bernie. Lying' on the couch, chewing--no, not chewing, POPPING! So, I said to him, I said "Bernie, you pop that gum one more time…" And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots Into his head!